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yesterday's stats

summary:

hours at the office: 12

hours inside one room: 9 (straight)

hours i actually worked: 2.5

meeting stats:

franchises discussed: 5

Franchise breakdown:
Franchise 1: 15% of the business. discussion time: 1.5 hours (17%)
Franchise 2: 34% of the business. discussion time: 3.0 hours (30%)
Franchise 3: 34% of the business. discussion time: 2.25 hours (25%)
Franchise 4: 14% of the business. discussion time: 0.75 hours (8.3%)
Franchise 5: 0.35% of the business. discussion time: 1.5 hours (17%)

Don't ask.

total number of attendees throughout the meeting: 17

number of direct reports to directors: 6

number of people who attended all 9 hours: 3

of the three, number of direct reports to directors: 2

of the three, number of departments represented: 1

personal stats:

number of doughnuts consumed: 3

number of whole doughnuts consumed: 2

number of pinched halves: 2

number of mineral water bottles: 3

number of proper, sit down, meals: 0

number of harried, working meals: 1

score of meeting fulfillment (on a scale of 1 to 10): ...

can i get a number?

if, to you, in a workmonth, this type of workday happens at least thrice, then please, please, i beg you, reassess your job options, or try to find a redeeming out-of-work activity or hobby. knowing of the things other people go through in their jobs, i'm so thankful for my own, believe me.